Perfect Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending a company party. Jackis not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol atall. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad ashe was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack has to forcehimself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple ofaspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, asingle red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, allclean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is inperfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takesthe aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at himin the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner ofthe mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark fromhis wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early toget groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,darling!Love, Jillian."He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at thetable, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fellover the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door."Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect orderand so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting forme??"His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and whenshe tried to take your pants off, you screamed,"Leave me alone; I'm married!" ................Broken Coffee Table $139.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirin $.38Saying the right thing, at the right time .PRICELESS!!!